John “Walnuts!” McCain’s online store is finally open! Now you can get your nautical pin, your “Women for McCain” cup, your state-shaped lapel pins (point out Beaver and Intercourse to all your out-of-state friends, geography buffs!), your weather-inappropriate ice scraper or a button showing just how old McCain really is (look! the first picture is a tintype!).
While your at it, pick me up a copy of the smash hit Faith of My Fathers … only $50!
All proceeds go toward building the American-made robotic parts that keep John McCain alive.