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Polls and Predictions

Look at this mess:

That mess up there is the polling trend map for Pennsylvania, courtesy of

I’m not a very good gambler. I once got swindled by some guy in N.Y. for $20, and promptly lost another $20 trying to win the first $20 back. So I’m not going to declare anything about tomorrow with too much certainty. I will say I had a dream last night that Obama lost by 6 points, which is exactly the worst possible amount for him to lose by, as it is neither a glorious win for Clinton that will keep her campaign energized on the way to Indiana, nor is it close enough to get her to drop out of the race.

I’d say it’s likely Obama loses by 3%. If he’s down in the popular total by that small an amount, the weird distribution of delegates will have him take those in the end, a la Texas. And if that happens no one in the party is going to let her keep running.

Obama, though, can’t manage to seal the deal. And he’s a lot better at the surprise wins … so if things look close and optimistic for him, you can be pretty sure he’ll get screwed in the end. With that in mind, I’d also say that he might lose by 12-13%.

So, uh, my finally prediction? Obama will lose, probably, but maybe only by 3% … or also maybe by a whopping 12%. Or I’m psychic and he loses by 6%. There’s also a chance that he’ll lose by some number between 3%-12%, or maybe even by more. Or that it is nearly too close to call. And there’s the off chance that he’ll win by some number.

Anyone want to bet me on it?


Primaries of the Future

Guess what happened while no one was paying attention to anyone but Pennsylvania and it’s super-horrible-boring-snorefest of a lame-o debate?

Obama shot ahead in Indiana:

Obama: 50%

Clinton: 45%

OMG, Shocking Poll

And now … Obama is 20 points down. Since it was done like, yesterday, it must be that we’re all really bitter ’cause Obama called us bitter. I hate it when politicians tell the truth.

Clinton: 57%

Obama: 37%

American Research Group

Bad Polls, Good Polls and Holy Crappolas

Last week, PPP released a poll saying that Obama had overtaken Hillary in Pennsylvania 45% to 43%.

I didn’t bite. There are a million ways that polls can be screwed up, and the only way to estimate accurately is to discard the outliers and go for averages. But the latest poll by American Research Group shows a statistical tie: 45% to 45%. Maybe the PPP poll wasn’t so far off?

The RCP average still has Clinton with about 7 points on Obama, so maybe ARG and PPP are in cahoots to get mad media for themselves.

Polls, Polls, Polls

Yeah, yeah. Real Clear Politics, a delightful clearing house, offers up this week’s average of Pa. primary polls:

Obama: 30%

Clinton: 56%

Some scary numbers for Obama, who’s suffering from some severe Rev. Wright fall-out. But he’s released his commercials for the state, featuring him looking mighty healthy and not racist next to a bunch of old white guys, so the numbers should change, right?

About Those Numbers

mccain.jpgOk, I promise, the last “I hate polls” post for a while. But really, evil media, why do you have to freakĀ  out at national polls eight months before the general election?

Of Course WALNUTS! McCain is gaining ground right now. Half of Americans think the Democrats are crazy right now, half don’t care, and the other half are old people who answer their phones … because only old people answer their phones. So yes, Rasmussen Reports, McCain is up. It’s the benefit of getting nominated first. You don’t have to keep making an ass of yourself. But no every newspaper ever, it’s not significant. Because eight months ago Hillary was going to face Giuliani in a match up that was going to leave Bloomberg president and king of the world.

But, While We’re on the Subject of Polls …

Columbia University professors Robert S. Erikson and Karl Sigman wrote an analysis of the big SurveyUSA state-by-state polls for the Pollster blog and tried to figure out what might happen in the general.

… Our simulations yield a 88% chance of Obama beating McCain (with 306 Electoral College votes on average versus 233 for McCain), and a 74% chance of Hillary beating McCain (with 285 Electoral College votes on average versus 253 for McCain). About one percent of our simulated outcomes were Electoral College ties. (We ignored within-state variation in Maine and Nebraska, which divide their electoral votes by district.)

Warning: The rest of this article is about as mind-numbingly boring as humanly possible.