Moderately Old People Are Wise

Hey! Bill Clinton thinks that young people are dumb and gullible! That’s because he was totally alive during Watergate, which means that he knows not to trust the federal government to do anything good.  Anyway, young people are being tricked into voting for Obama because they like his fancy talk and his love of basketball. Meanwhile, old people are voting for McCain because he reminds them of their grandfathers! Only the Moderately Old baby boomers (the second greatest generation!) understand the world, and that’s why they’re voting for Hillary! Also, that’s why they like to start wars, ruin the environment, buy hybrid SUVs and raise horrible irritating children who vote for Obama!

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