Finally, a Candidate We Can Get Behind!

Alan Keyes is announcing his presidential bid today in Hazelton Hazleton “We Hate Immigrants” Pa. (Wait, I thought he was already running for president?) He’s ditched the Republican Party (now who will I vote for in the primary!?!) and is joining forces with the mighty Constitutionalists!

He’s a:

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4 responses to “Finally, a Candidate We Can Get Behind!

  1. Hazleton hates immigrants and having its name spelled ‘-elton’… it’s ‘-leton’

  2. The Constitution Party is located at

    http://www.constitutionparty.com

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