Alan Keyes is announcing his presidential bid today in Hazelton Hazleton “We Hate Immigrants” Pa. (Wait, I thought he was already running for president?) He’s ditched the Republican Party (now who will I vote for in the primary!?!) and is joining forces with the mighty Constitutionalists!
- Reagan statesman
- Renowned debator
- Mouthpiece for Jesus’ political endorsments
- Hater of pornography
- Loser of elections