Hillary Positions Herself to Beat McCain to the Olds

The 90-year-old former mayor of Pittsburgh and super old super delegate Sophie Masloff will endorse Clinton.

Whilst ancient, this woman appears to be awesome, having once called Bruce Springsteen “Bruce Bedspring” and the Grateful Dead/Deadheads the “Dreadful Dead/Deadenders.” She is, according to reports, very short.

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