There’s nothing more exciting than trying to woo the nation’s least oppressed majority vote … white people! And Michelle Obama was giving it her all during a visit to Carnegie Mellon, where staffers apparently tried to surround her with Pales:
While the crowd was indeed diverse, some students at the event questioned the practices of Mrs. Obama’s event coordinators, who handpicked the crowd sitting behind Mrs. Obama. The Tartan’s correspondents observed one event coordinator say to another, “Get me more white people, we need more white people.” To an Asian girl sitting in the back row, one coordinator said, “We’re moving you, sorry. It’s going to look so pretty, though.”
I’m all for the Burger King Kids Club method of public appearances, but I thought that you wanted to have Asian people in the picture. Way to go for blowing my conception of race, Michelle Obama’s staff!
Previously, Pittsburgh kids are anti-tax!