“OMG, why haven’t you talked about how McCain was endorsed by Heidi Montag, the dumb girl from that show dedicated to dumb girls?! She’s like so hilarious and that show makes me feel better about myself because I’m not like her! And can you believe how funny it was that McCain was all like ‘She’s talented!’ You know that old guy totally doesn’t know who she is or maybe he does, but if he does it’s really creepy because old people shouldn’t be watching the Hillz!
“Hillz! It’s like the funniest joke ever! It’s like Hillary Clinton is endorsing McCain! Get it! Hillary/The Hills!
“You really need to talk about it.”