Morning News For You!

Obama hopes to win people by pointing out he’s the winner. [WSJ]

But according to math, Obama isn’t the winner. Or maybe he is. I don’t know. [U.S. News]

McCain can’t get cash from the Rangers and Super Rangers or whatever those big donors were called. [International Herald Tribune]

There are now more Muslims in the world than Catholics. McCain’s spiritual adviser Ron Parsely remains unhappy. [Reuters]

Al Gore is running for President of the Environment. Pelosi and Gingrich are his running mates. [Politico]


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