Not only will this Democratic Primary season never end and the people of Pennsylvania be forced to deal with thousands of phone calls and irritating campaign volunteers, but now we’re being stripped of our rightful mantle–Indiana has become “the fair fight.”
Indiana is a horrible place. Gary is like Camden if Camden let itself go. The entire state is flat and dull. They call themselves Hoosiers.
I say we draw straws rather than let this thing go to the groin of America.