Snoops Dog State Department


Three contract workers looked at Obama’s passport records. Two of them have been fired. The campaign accuses the workers political motives (afraid that the candidate’s frequent trips to Mecca to get high with his terrorist friends will leak, I’m sure.)

But they probably had this conversation:

Employee 1: Let’s look at famous people’s passport records.

Employee 2: Uh, I don’t know, seems like a bad idea to me.

Employee 3: Don’t be lame.

Employee 2: Ok! I don’t want to be lame! Look–here’s Obama’s passport. He looks handsome in his photo.

Employee 1: Yes, he does look handsome in his photo!


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