Spring Break road trips are the best! Obama totally partied with the kids at Penn State (20,000!), sucked up to old white people, nursed a cow and bowled really, really poorly with Bob Casey, who also bowled really poorly.
Like, super poorly. And I feel his pain. Bowling is really hard and should never be used to judge the merits of a presidential candidate for one reason and one reason only:
Nixon.
Nixon was the greatest bowler the world has ever known. He built a bowling alley in the White House. He one lost a hand in the tricky world of competitive bowling/hustling and used the insurance money to fund his campaign. He wore hilarious shirts.
Obama’s bad bowling shows one thing clearly. He is not Nixon, and if he wins, we can leave Watergate politics behind us. Huzzah! It’s a new day of HOPE and CHANGE.
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NYTimes Reporter Mystified By Cheese Fries « // April 1, 2008 at 3:48 pm |
[...] Really? Obviously Mr. Powell has never been to a bowling alley. Also, the Marvel Mess sounds a lot like a skillet, but on bread. [...]
Clinton Is the New Nixon (More With the Bowling) « // April 1, 2008 at 6:51 pm |
[...] 3) She loves to bowl, and has challenged Obama to bowl for the nomination, claiming his campaign needs to “get out of the gutter and allow all the pins to be counted.“ [...]